I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
(via the-penultimate-straw)
why is being called a pig even an insult have you ever seen a pig they are adorable as fuck
On a similar note why is being called a whale an insult? Have you ever seen a whale, they are graceful as fuck.
(via ap-afrnas)
My new haircut means I look even more like Tina Fey’s character from Megamind. I’m okay with that.
“All of them are quite alone, some involuntarily, some by their own hand, some without realizing it, but none of them come to the study room table with the emotional advantages held by that mythical creature known as ‘a normal person.’ … The good news is, being messed up doesn’t mean the story’s over. It means the story’s just starting, and in the end, we all find out we’re not alone, or maybe that we’re all alone and united in our loneliness.” — Dan Harmon
(via colonelbug)
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
(via crayonspink)
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
(via souryellows)
My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.
This is what I did with it.
since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING
legitimately crying
My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…
it got better
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER
Oh,.its on my dash again.
Reblog.
(via crayonspink)
(Source: consulting-assassin-who, via crayonspink)
Huh, who would have thought that the best use of time travel ever would would be on “How I Met Your Mother”?
This is what I would do if I could time travel.
(via crayonspink)
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
(via gendertier)
what if every convention had cosplayers
like you went to a business convention and someone cosplayed as a stapler
(Source: young-mister-moon, via gendertier)
